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WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR TWITCHING EYE SYNDROME OR OTHER

MENTAL ISSUES ACQUIRED FROM VISITING OUR SITE!

SPECIALIZING IN CAMPY, HORROR, CULT, RETRO-IK AND SICK MOVIEZ!

 

MLZ HAS MADE ME THE MAN I AM TODAY!

 

WELCOME.......JOIN US INSIDE FOR THE BEST IN CULT, B-MOVIEZ, HORROR, CAMPY, EXPLOITATION AND SHOCK CINEMA....PLEASE ENTER FULLY DRESSED AND LEAVE ALL FURY LITTLE CRITTERS OUTSIDE...THE MEDIA LANDING ZONE IS YOUR ONE STOP WONDERLAND FOR WILD AND CRAZY MOVIES AND MUSIC....WELCOME TO ALL OUR GUESTS AND FRIENDS.....PLEASE ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!.......WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST DENTURES OR OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS...ALL MONSTERS, ZOMBIES AND WEIRD LAB TECHS  PLEASE CHECK IN AT THE FRONT DESK ....ALL OTHERS TAKE THE ELEVATOR TO SECTOR 10 THEN SEE BUBBA JOE FOR MORE INFORMATION....JOIN US IN THE MLZ LOUNGE FOR AFTER HOUR DRINKS.....NO ONE UNDER 18 PERMITTED WITHOUT OFFICIAL REDNECK TRUCK OR HUNTIN' LICENSE.....THANKS AND THIS MESSAGE IS WAISTING YOUR TIME....LOL.......HERE IT GOES AGAIN...DUH............